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Listen up, legends-in-the-making! We take your privacy seriously here at Barney Stinson's blog, but that doesn't mean we can't have a little fun with it. So sit back, grab a drink, and read on for the deets on how we handle your personal information.

First things first: we collect information from you when you subscribe to our newsletter, leave a comment, or make a purchase from our online store. This information may include your name, email address, and other contact details. Rest assured, we will never share this information with anyone - unless they're a total babe and we think you two would hit it off.

We also use cookies to keep track of your preferences and to show you ads that we think you'll love. But don't worry, we won't be feeding you ads for cat food or adult diapers. Unless that's your thing, in which case, go for it.

In terms of security, we take all the necessary precautions to protect your information from hackers, thieves, and other ne'er-do-wells. But let's be real, if a hacker is determined enough to get their hands on your information, they're probably pretty darn good at it. So keep that in mind when you're using public Wi-Fi or a shared computer.

And finally, we reserve the right to update this policy at any time and for any reason. But don't worry, we'll always let you know when we make changes. And if you ever have any questions or concerns about our privacy policy, feel free to contact us. We're always happy to chat.

So there you have it, legends. Your privacy is safe with us. Now go forth and conquer the world (or at least your dating life).